There is no common sense_

If you walk into any KFC in the UK you’ll see a notice saying that they can’t heat baby bottles anymore. No doubt someone had a bottle which was too hot and so sued KFC.

Silly warnings are becoming common place these days. The first really stupid one I ever saw was McDonalds which displays a sign “Warning, our coffee is served hot”. This was because someone spilt coffee and burned themselves. As with everything these days this person sued and won.

These no-win no-fee losers who can’t have a single active brain cell between them all are forcing the most stupid warning labels to spring up. Common sense no longer applies because these brain dead zombies have been brought up with no common sense whatsoever.

Here are some real and genuine examples of warnings found on products:

A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding”.

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”

A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”.

A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEVONLOCKS!

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Up until recently it couldn't take credit cards but now it can offer the full range of payment methods. It's been a excellent first year with only one unhappy customer. This was recently and was to do with the protrusion needed for latest product added; the snapper. I've refunded his money so even he ends up not too unhappy.

This next year is set to grow from strength to strength so here is to 2005!